STOP THE FUCKING PRESSES.
Head over to potatoclockgames.com to snag 2 of the worst games ever made! These were going to be part of Outer Space Future Battle Massacre 1997 but just didn't quite fit in, so I'm releasing them on their own.
Revenge of the Vengeance from the Future of Outer Space is a short (like, 1 small level short) first person shooter made in Game Maker. PROTIP: you should not try to make a first person shooter in Game Maker. I can't believe it works at all. The music is pretty good & the enemy models are homemade stuffed animals but somehow that doesn't make up for the horrible controls & even worse level design.
HyperLincoln is an almost sort of cool fake computer hacking game. It's actually the first of like 10 levels that I just never got around to making. I'd kind of like to finish it but I had no idea of how to really program when I started it & the code is a god damn nightmare so this is all you get. It's winnable in about 2 minutes once you know what you're doing.
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