Tuesday, December 13, 2016

Welcome Back, Jones

Welcome back, Jones. Things sure have changed. We can now catch dogs with ease from the terminal. The government pays us when we catch the dogs.

And now for the bad news: dogs are increasing at an exponential rate.

There is a problem with spacetime caused by Butterbean, who went rogue after your last mission. There are microscopic dogs and one dog that is the size of the whole universe so you'd better get moving, Jones.


And Jones, one more thing ... let's catch these bastards.

[Cue music: Back in Black by AC/DC]

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